After Midnight

As most of you may know, I have a problem sleeping at night. My self diagnosis is that I suffer from insomnia. I’m normally awake wondering aimlessly around the house with no clue or direction of what to do. Sometimes if I’m lucky, I manage to learn new things about various ~stuff~…and today- just happens to be one of those days. Therefore, allow me to share in the knowledge and realization that I have attained;

i) Trying to trim your beard at 12.10am into a new style that you may have foreseen in your head…will only lead to disaster.
ii) I look funny with a mustache. *bring on the shaver*
iii) Watching Sportscenter for the third time in the space of five hours can be rather boring.
iv) Scaring your blind grandmother that you’re a ~burglar~ may not be as humorous as first assumed. There’s a high possibility that she will genuinely believe you…and turn fearful.
v) The fusion of (one sachet) lemon tea mixture with orange juice cordial does not go well.
vi) If you microwave cheese for the duration of 1 minute (in the hope to make dip for your chips)…it will consequently become ‘rock solid’, and you will have to throw the plate away- as there’s no way to clean the plate.
vii) (while throwing the plate at the outside bin) Kingsley’s next door neighbor may very well live a “healthy lifestyle”. Their bedroom light is still on at 2.45am. *wink*
viii) If you look closely at my carpet- you can see ~faces~
ix) I can only last for 2 minutes on the ab king pro (in one go)
x) My bedroom fan needs cleaning.
xi) Trevor gets grumpy when I start to sing…as my singing disturbs his sleep (he begins to mumble a sentence which ends with the words “enough la”)
xii) I feel there’s something missing/lacking in my life.
xiii) I have never attempted to fill in the “about me” section on friendster with information ~about me~…
xiv) Jumping as high as you can in the effort to touch the beams of the wall, results to a sprain leg.

Well, there you have it!! A fascinating and enthralling peek into the interesting night I endured. I think there’s a live football game going on now…so off I go~!! Cheers~!!